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A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.
"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"
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To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.
"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."
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Female golfers or the LGPA tour
Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.
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Also just "a Spike." Someone who is like Spike Spiegel from the anime series Cowboy BeBop. A cool dude in his own way. Sort of cheesy and doesn't follow trends. Smooth talker. Similar to an "Austin" in many aspects. Usually smokes, is tall, thin, and has an unusual haircut. Good dresser. Drives a cool car.
"hey, sweet party. Who's that guy just smoking and leaning on the wall over there?"
"I dunno, but he seems like a total Spike Spiegel."
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The act of buying a non-alcoholic drink, then sneakily popping in to a bathroom or alley to add alcohol.
We needed to smuggle liquor into the concert, so I bought some pepsi and pulled a spike and run.
A man who’s been a virgin for all of his life because he takes all his std jokes too far. Nothing but a little town whore, bait for all the twinks (Ian). Usually a man of many stories filled with hepatitis A, B and C.
“Awh, man! Don’t pull a Dirty Spike on her”
“She can’t contract what she already has!”
Please, seek help at your local sexual health clinic.
Another name for Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda
Did you hear Spike Shinizzle's new album?