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Two women engaging in sexual intercourse by way of rubbing each other's vaginas together.
Wendy doesn't like penetrative sex, just poodle-balling.
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A more innocent way of saying oops.
Most often used by someone when they've done something seriously wrong and are now having to face the consequences. Best when teamed with large blank eyes.
Example:
angry neighbour: 'you just set that tree on fire causing serious damage to my property!!!'
pyromaniac: '...oopsy poodle...'
oopsy poodleoopspyromaniacpunk ass
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A guy who's a little too much in touch with his fem side. Walks with a sashey and holds his left wrist to his upper chest while gliding forward with his right. Understands house plants and window dressings.
The poodle boy walked thru the mall like he was on the cat walk.
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The second smartest breed of dog in the world and the second largest variety of poodle (out of teacup, toy, miniature, standard and royal standard).
Usually averages around 60lbs and 15 inches high at the shoulder.
Comes in white, black, brown, red and rarely, piebald.
Classed under Non-Sporting in the AKC.
They were originally bred in Germany and/or France for duck-hunting in cold water, which gave rise to the Continental Cut, more commonly known as the "oh-god-that-dog-looks-ridiculous" cut, used to protect the dogs joints in the cold temperatures, while shaving unnecessary hair to cut down on the weight of the coat. All smaller and larger varieties of poodle came from this size.
They are not prissy whatsoever, in that they love mud, rough-housing, and getting generally filthy, but they do seem to know it when they come home from the groomers looking great. They also have a deep, resonant bark that could fool anyone on the other side of the door that you own a large guard-type dog. They can be protective but are not aggressive unless their owner is in real distress.
They are tolerant of children, other dogs and most other pets, such as cats or hamsters (though my poodle has a real fondness for chasing cattle )
Most love to be showered with attention and fawned over by strangers as much as their owners, as they seem to know that they are truly something special.
Most people- "Wow! Ive never seen a poodle that big before!"
Standard owners- "Its called a "standard" and they are the original size of poodle. They're fantastic dogs!"
Most people- "Awww, she's so pretty! What breed of dog is she?"
Me- "HE is a standard poodle."
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Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!
Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
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(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.
I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.
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An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.
whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.
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