first drop

First Drop refers to the first time you drop a new electronic. Handhelds like cellphones,pdas,ipods are usually the vitims. Usually the operator and owner of the device has much less regard for the well being of the electronic after the first drop.

Friend- Bro I'm really sorry your RAZR vibrated off the table
You- Dont worry bro it's chillin I had the first drop like a week ago.

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first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

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First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

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First Quarter

As soon as; immediately

“As soon as I seen them hoes I jumped on them first quarter.”

When I seen them niggas I had beef wit’ I started dumping first quarter.

no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

Fitness Firsted

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.

Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.

first love.

the person that you use all your love right and truly.

He is my first love. How could I forget him?