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a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav
uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8
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one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.
originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK
after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.
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A person you'd peg for having an old looking cock
when a guy tries extra hard to impress girls with his flash car and popped collar the chances are that he is doing this because he is suffering from a non-medically recognized ailment called cockgeezerdom there for he is a cock-geezer.
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Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.
"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"
"Say what"?
"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"
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when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.
I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.
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a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.
'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'
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Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.