a vehicle that can go from 0-100 km/h in 2.7 seconds and 100-0 in 2 nanoseconds.
Motorcycle rider: oh look the arrow is at 100 on my totally safe motor vehicle placed upon the basis of two wheels, hence its name motorcycle wait is that a Truck? OH NO
The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting
Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.
Motorcycle is a sex position when a man puts 2 plungers over the girls ears and pretends he is riding a motorcycle while having sex
'' Did you bang her?''
'' Yeah I motorcycled her, she loved it! ''
Kind of like motorboating however on the males testicles.
"I motorcycled my boyfriend last night."
to go on a motorcycle ride with your besties
“i went motorcycling with john last week”
to go on a motorcycle ride with your besties
“i went motorcycling with john last week”
The act of going for a motorcycle ride
I went motorcycling yesterday with Vinny and Scott.