Random
Source Code
Random
The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.
I love Jelly Pilot.
The up-and-coming epic band of win. They play Rock music, and are just awesome overall.
Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....
Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!
A Pontius Pilot is someone flies planes and rides cocks.
Shayne is Pontius Pilot.
Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
A man that has such a small brain, that at times he has to let his Penis make decisions for him, this leads to many awkward social interaction
Man, Dave was such a Penis pilot yesterday, he was hitting on this girl and WOULD NOT accept that she wasn’t interested
the job all pakistan kid want to do until they get shot down and cry
person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot
Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".
"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm
19👍 12👎