Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

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sniggy-snag

a small portion of something, usually an illegal or controlled substance. may also be applied to food.
(note, this term does not imply mooching, but rather generosity by the giving party)

-"Yo Robb! wanna let me get a sniggy-snag?"
-"aight, make sure there ain't no Po-Po around first, though"

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Choccy Snags

Tom: what do you want for lunch?
Jim: A choccy snag Bro!

Choccy snags are common Australian occurrence when an Aussie has a bunnings snag and a choccy milk.

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snag pirate

one who is a "homosexual"

that faggot is such a fucken snag pirate

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gleeg snag zip

Only word known to mankind that has as much power as five hundred nuclear bombs. The mere utterance of this phrase will cause the earth to suddenly shatter, thereby destroying all life and hope of survival.

Blah 1: "Well, at least there aren't any words they can say to make the world blow up."

Cannon Blah: "..........................................Gleeg snag zip!"

*Earth shatters*

Blah 1: "Eh, I stand thoroughly corrected."

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Snag-a-job

A slur for illegal immigrants who take jobs from hard working citizens. Also pertains to foreigners who acquire work through shady outsourcing deals.

"Ted, I thought you were supposed to be working outside of Home Depot today"
"I would have if all those snag-a-jobs hadn't gotten all of the deck building gigs first"

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gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

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