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Another name for the blisters and general soreness felt in your thumb after playing Mario Kart 64 for too long. Caused by constant grinding of the thumb against the N64's rough control sick during sharp turns.
Dude, I can't play this play this anymore. I'm getting kart thumb.
One person sticking their thumb up the ass of another during sex
Mary loved it when I gave her thumb service during sex, but when she tried it on me I said “no thanks!”
Those hot little dimples that girls with nice bodies have above their asses. So named because of their use when giving it to a girl from behind.
"God damn, look at the thumb rests on that one. I can only imagine what doggystyle sex would be like with her."
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The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
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When someone acts tough through text messages, but, when they run into you, they run away.
Joe: Roger keeps sending me these texts on my phone saying he's gonna whoop my ass when he sees me.
Dave: He tried to do that to me one time. I ran into him at the gas station and called him out, he got into his car and took off real quick. Don't worry about him, he ain't nothing but a thumb thug!
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The inevitable callus that forms from smoking too many bowls with a bad lighter.
"This lighter fuckin' sucks! I'm gonna have a bad case of smokers thumb tomorrow..."
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When you're getting hot and heavy with a girl and she starts her period so sticking your thumb up her vagina to stop the bleeding.
I was starting to have sex with a girl off tinder when she suddenly started her period, I gave the the Kentucky thumb and let her give me head instead.
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