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The stoner's Xbox. Slightly more powerful than its 360 counterpart due to the fact that the graphics engine is a bit more advanced when on weed.
That stoner down the street got an Xbox 420!
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People who spend more time online defending a company other than playing their games. They tend to be almost as bad as Nintendo fanboys but very close. Some tend to be violent, creepy and wait in Best Buy parking lots seeing if people walk out with Xbox Ones and threaten violence online towards those who prefer another system over Xbox
Random gamer: I prefer Playstation over Xbox due to the exclusives, more horsepower , and its where my friends will go to
Xbot: God, you should just kill yourself, you obviously dont know what a real gaming system is.
PS4 fanboy: Xbox is so shit -lists reasonable arguments with a mix of fanboy talk-
Xbot: Dude, you are scum and I will pay for a plane ticket to take you where I live so we can fight. Vermin like you need your teeth kicked in.
-Xbot writes an essay on why xbox is the greatest-
Random gamer: Yo, why dont you play your games besides defending a company and hunk of plastic, fuckin Xbox Fanboy
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aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
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An infamous moron who got pwned by the INTARDNETZ
guy1: yo dude, have you seen the xbox moron on youtube? What a tool.
guy2: yeah guy, I heard that this kid actually broke into someone's house and stole his xbox, and he was dumb enough to send the owner a voice message using his xbox.
guy1: haha yea brb, I'm gonna spam his facebook profile.
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The day after an especially long Xbox session that lasts deep into the morning hours. Several cups of coffee are required to stay awake at work, your eyes sting and look droopy and all you want to do is go home and get your fix.
Jay: "Hey Mike, you like shit today. Did you go out drinking last night?"
Mike: "Fuck no, I have an Xbox hangover."
Jay:"Huh?"
Mike:"I stayed up playing Xbox until I passed out face first on my coffee table."
Jay: "Well at least look like you are working."
Mike: "Whatever."
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An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.
Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
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The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.
*On XBox Live*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger!
nothing
*In Real Life*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger!
annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.
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