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The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.
"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.
A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!
His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
The person who achieves the lowest score on the exam, thereby lowering the expectation for the rest of the class. This person, unlike the curve breaker, deserves the gratitude of the rest of the students.
Without the curve helper my 82% would have been a be, but thanks to their extraordinary efforts, it's now an A!
The point where the urethal tube in the male penis begans to curve upward within the human body. It is also the point where several glands are located and the urethra lining becomes more mucous and sensitive. This area of the male urinary system then curves upward into the prostrate and male bladder.
In Urethral Play, the term Cobb's Curve is used to define safe and unsafe sounding and play. For urethral toys located forward of this point (within the penis) are usually easily removed and can be worked back and forth with very little injury to the more delicate parts of the male urinary system. Going past this point, a male must thread straight (solid) sounds through the curve in order to go deeper for play and this presents greater pressure on mentioned organs, not to mention possible injury. Therefore, sounds and toys pass (or going deeper) than Cobb's Curves are considered unsafe.
"My friend Joe lost his plastic urethral toy worm the other day when it slipped past Cobb's Curve and went into his bladder."
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An alternative band that formed in a small town near Detroit, Michigan. They won the Exposure 2004 Battle of the Bands. Made up of four guys~
Josh Finck: Lead Vocals/Hand Percussion
Scott Medlen:Guitat/vocals
Billy Freed: Bass/Keyboard
Aaron Bedor: Drums/Hand Percussion
you should check them out www.VanillaCurve.com
The Vanilla Curve album "Create" is freaking awesome.
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The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
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When the woman students begin to look good after you have been there for awhile. They might not really be good looking but to you, since there's not much else to choose from, they start to appear really hot.
Harvard student and his friends from other universities on summer break. "Hey, dude, check out that hot chick from my school." Friend from other university replies, "which hot chick, there's only one girl in the room and she's is not hot." "Oh yeah, I guess you're right. It must have been due to the Harvard curve that everyone at school thought she was so smokin' but I see what you mean now."
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