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v: The act drinking something too fast for your mouth to swallow, causing it to spill out the corners of your mouth and down your chin, thus making you look like a vampire.
person a: *takes a big gulp of his drink and it dribbles down his chin*
person b: "You just vampired your drink! What a party foul!"
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A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"
Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.
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one who sucks all the blood out of your body.
if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer
vampire drinks your blood
if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.
does a lawyer need an example?
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Amazing punk rock band from Reno, Nevada, but originally formed in Ashland, Oregon.
I saw the Vampirates last night and they totally destroyed everything.
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Pale, beautiful, immortal creature. Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.
Edward Cullen, a vampire, from the Twilight Saga
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Something that doesn't exist.
If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.
Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
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A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.
B: That guy is such a D-Bag.
L: He is such a Vampirate - he sucks the life out of the place.
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