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an amazing combination of a pirate and a vampire.
Vampirates can steal your ship AND suck your blood.
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1. A vampire that is a pirate by profession. esp. one who strikes poses while being threatened with a scythe.
2. A top notch street ball team
1.I don't often travel to the coast of Transylvania for fear of vampirate attacks.
2. Those Vampirates are lighting it up tonight.
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A Pirate that is a vampire.
Usually annhiliate and devour small, helpless, defenseless children.
Pisses off Mrs. Tuzzino.
What the 'f is a vampirate?
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To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!
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Something that does not sparkle.
Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.
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Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.
A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.
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