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A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.
I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.
When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.
Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.
When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.
Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
big nigger lips sticking together when they talk
(Broke ass Nigger talking shit) Shut up Velcro Lips
(noun)
A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.
Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.
Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf