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A huge pool of cum filled with whores trying to get to the beach
Jake cumed way to much he made Lisa swin in a Cum ocean
Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.
"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"
"Gross!"
driving up to someone cumming on them and driving a way
Tyler did a cum and go in the ghetto
The arch of the back when you fucking from behind. Perfect to pull out and jizz into.
"So I was fucking this girl and she had the perfect cum cavern"
"Did you cum?"
"Hell yeah!"
The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum
Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?
Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!
When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.
Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.
Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.