Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.
Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.
A replacement of your right / left hand, also known as "something YOU are not getting" and "lover".
Dude 1: Oh dude, you remember that girl, Sara? Yeah, now she is my girlfriend.
Dude 2: Oh yikes bro, bet she's gonna be better than your left hand.
Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
a girlfriend that is not real but in you imagination goonotizes you
I just got my very first therion girlfriend
Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
My girlfriend is the prettiest girl alive. Everyone's jealous of me and her, and no one can beat her. She makes everyone happy my especially me and when she comes in ur life, it's like she's what's keeping it alive. I never thought I'd get my girlfriend, nor did I ever think I deserve her, but my girlfriend always reminds me that I'm great and awesome.
My girlfriend's really cute.
There's no one more perfect than my girlfriend.