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The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina
I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!
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verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue
another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock
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A 'fancy' way of saying someone is barefoot.
Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"
(Nathan looks down)
Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."
(Mark nods)
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noun: a subject of conversation that isn't acceptable in public, for either reasons of concealment or embarrassment
origin: the reasoning that if someone removes your socks, pants are just a step away
Guy in public place: So, what happened between you and (male) after the movie on Saturday?
Girl: Hey now. No sock talk here!
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When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
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A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
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A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"
Tonight i'm going to give you a sock monkey.
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