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When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.
Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.
A vagina that looks and smells like a Thanksgiving Turkey that has been left outside for a month.
Man I was knockin the bottom out of Sue and found out she had a Stanky Turkey Puss
when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.
She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off
The male ball sack and testicles.
She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
Term that hidden gay men use for anal sex with each other of Facebook.
In two weeks Canyon and Avery will be getting some West Virginia Turkeys.
Roasting someone's turkey means to place male genitales over a fire and hold him there till golden brown much like a turkey's gobble
I swear, if you don't stop annoying me I will roast your turkey!