Slayer Cake

When you fill a toilet half full with bloody diarrhea.

My doctor says that it's not healthy to slayer cake every morning.

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sheet caking

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.

She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.

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Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

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marble cake

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex

whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!

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Lady cake

Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .

Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-

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Cake it up

A phrase used to express joy and excitement at the prospect of doing something really fun and cool.

I'll see you on Thursday, we are gonna cake it up! or alternately, that is so caked up.

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turd cake

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.

ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.

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