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The feeling of fire in and around your rectum while taking a poo. Normally a more liquid type of poop.
Man that diarrhea was so bad, it was a burning shit.
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Something that is so incredibly awful and stupid that it becomes awesome in its crappiness. Particularly used for music but can be applied otherwise.
Pink Dinosaur is a masterpiece of shit.
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Combining two versatile words such as Fuck and Shit yeilds an extreamly versatile combination. Fucking Shit can be used to exclaim dismay or excitement, just about as versatily as either of its component words.
p1: Dude, I just got into a fender bender
p2: Fucking shit man, how bad is it?
p1: I just got 500 bux in the mail for no reason!
p2: Fucking shit!! You bastard!
p1: Fucking shit that test was hard...
p2: Hell yeah!
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A bullshit job in the military or police force. A position on a weak, dead-end investigation.
"Johnson's a prick, give him the shit detail." (Often used on the HBO police drama The Wire.)
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n., shit·ting thing
1) The act or process of shitting.
2) A person whom excretes shit.
3) What all animals do.
4) A thing that shits.
5) The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
present tense
Bob: Im a shitting thing!
future tense
Joe: Tonight I’m going to be a shitting thing!
Past tence
n00b: Last week I was a shitting thing!
also
bob2: What the fuck? get away from me you shitting thing!
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The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.
"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"
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To receive excessive blame for
Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.
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