space mile

A space mile is a unit of distance that is approximately the length that spans one minute of arc on the circumference of the observable universe, using any meridian.

Using the results found by Cornish et. al in the paper titled "Constraints on the Topology of the Universe: Extension to General Geometries" the length of a space mile is currently defined as being 13526301.703 ly or about 4147183 parsecs.

Man 1: "How long is a space mile?"
Man 2: "It is 13,526,301.703 light years long, or about as long as my space DICK!"
All: "OOOOH!"

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Office Space

When a person ties down another person and proceeds to shove office supplies into their ass until there is physically no more room; also a great movie

“She gave me an Office Space the other day, my asshole looks like a kiddy pool.”

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Space Coitus

1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.

Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?

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SPACE JAMMIN

space jammin is when you just zone a feel like your in another place.

kanye west street lights song had me space jammin

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Loser Space

A myspace page that represents what a loser would put on his page. A stupid layout.

Hey man did you see Toms new myspace?
Ya dude its such a loser space.

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remove the space

The idiots that coded slashcode, used to run things like slashdot, randomly insert spaces into freetext urls so they can be wordwrapped. This leads to all sorts of unneccessary problems.

Just another minor annoyance brought to you by those idots at slashdot.

For that URL to work, you have to remove the space.

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Japanese crawl space

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.

Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!