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"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.
Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.
Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS
A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
Adj, when one does a task worthy of jesus status
syn, amazingly done
Dude you murked on them bitches JESUS STYLE
Dude you tradeflipped that bowl JESUS STYLE
The prime expletive, to be used only by asskickers or in dire situations.
Jeff did my mom? JESUS-FUCK!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.
It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!
NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?
Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
A cross.
She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.