Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes

Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger

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chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes

Your such a fucking chode monger

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chode waffle

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

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toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

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Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

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choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

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Chode Sander

1.) A patch of facial hair, usually on the chin, used when a man performs fellatio on another man.
2.) One who performs the act described.

"Wow, Stefan, why don't you come over here and put that Chode Sander to good use?"

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