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A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone
Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our
conversation!
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to sexually talk to someone through the phone and telling the other what you want to do to them at the moment. pretend like your having sex but talking on the phone.
dude: yo girll i wanna hit that so badd. i wud just shove my dick in yo my mouth and have you work.
i wanna bone through the phone to you.
Chick: oh yeahhh baby i wanna deepthroat rightt now.
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When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.
(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.
Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.
Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.
Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!
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A next-gen mobile OS from the techno giant Microsoft. It has been called "revolutionary, new-age, perfect consumer device", and has been said to be giving Apple a run for their money.
Jeff: I just got a Windows Phone 7 device.
Janet: Really can I see it.
Jeff: Yeah.
Janet: This is SO cool.
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Ghetto pre-paid phone service for broke mothafuckas that sling crack rocks for a living with 10 kids. Public aid is NOT an acceptable form of payment at this time!!!
Sup cuz...I jus dun got hooked up on this to go phone shit right herrr...they callin me!!
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When your on the phone with your parents and morgan starts making out with your neck causing you to fuck up your conversation.
Morgan was totaly phone bombing me when I was talking to my grandma.
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An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."
- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"
- "Are you sure?"
-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"
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