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Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.
While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."
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A spin off of THat 70's show which didn't have as good ratings as it and cancelled of FOX after 14 episodes
i wish THAT 80'S SHOW came back
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Pretending something is going to happen when it isn't going to happen ever.
yanking someones chain
"are you just playing monkey feet are you giving me a Kentucky puppet show again"
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(n) An easy way out of explaining unemployment or a euphemism for being unemployed.
Jill: So what exactly do you do for a living?
Michael: I'm a Reality Show Writer.
Jill: Wow, that sounds very interesting.
Michael: Well, it's actually quite boring, if you must know.
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A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.
Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.
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A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl
"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"
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A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably
Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey
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