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FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.
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What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.
{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?
the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').
When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.
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to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.
"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."
"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."
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It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.
Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.
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The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.
In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.
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A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.
You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.
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