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slav king

a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.

that gopnik is a slav king

by kvassmaster November 29, 2017


Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 16, 2023


King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton June 29, 2012


pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 20, 2023


Kat king

The guy with smoove pick up lines and rocks everything he touches. He is the king of everything, sports, business, bets, AND ESPECIALLY WOMEN, he can make any women look good, he has a classy sense of style very preppy and and up class, more of a aristocrat guy. They’re kinda like better chads, they hang with anybody and they make anyone look cool #katkings are usually the guy with the name Stephen or something lol.

Girl A: omg have u seen Stephen lol he owns the school
Girl B: lol he could be the new Kat king

by Sexybeckywiththeblondehair March 20, 2021


King of TFI

Mahesh Babu is the king of TFI

Super star Mahesh Babu is called as King of TFI

by BabulakebabuMaheshbabu May 29, 2021


King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter June 9, 2011