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Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.
“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”
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person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins
person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass
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When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.
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Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
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the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.
may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.
may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.
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When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
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The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy
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