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When one is stabbed in the genitals with an un-peeled ear of corn.
Corn containing mass amounts of dilly. Studies have shown that people who eat corn dilly are either idiots or losers of a dare.
Dude! I got john to eat corn dilly last week and he won't stop rambling on about unicorns...
The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"
Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)
Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
It's like saying suck my dick. Or ithe act of masturbating while your partner "plucks" your pubic hair to get an orgasm.
Will you please shuck my corn?
A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.
Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog