Emotia-boat

Motor boating a female friend as a substitute for displaying genuine feelings of strong emotion.

Paul was feeling down as a result of his Chlamidia test results, luckily Jade offered him an Emotia-boat to make him feel better.

Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

out of the boat

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial

Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat