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Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 September 21, 2007


orc shit

An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.

Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.

by specialk88 September 13, 2013


trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 24, 2018


shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot

"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"

by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017


Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018


evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 11, 2018


Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.

your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!

by Thenikowith1k March 13, 2011