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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw

poo lord is da best

by poo lord January 19, 2021


poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 2, 2012


Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

by Phreakin October 18, 2019


Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017


Rhysis poo

A person that gives you lots of pictures of themself and is called Rhys that you would 10/10 do if you where male 🫶

My Rhysis poo is so hot

by Sumo_wastaken November 13, 2022


Whoody Poo

Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.

Latrellium is such a Whoody Poo, he couldn't even talk to Dakota despite her being single.

by iSaucy November 27, 2016


Poo Shunter

A male with a preference for the giving of anal sexual intercourse

He's not gay but he's such a Poo Shunter, liable to cause a pink sock incident one day.

by Yorkshirecunt August 25, 2015