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man marbles

Testicles of the human male.

He kicked him right in his man marbles.

by GeeBird January 24, 2007


Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination November 28, 2015


Man-Nayze

A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.

I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!

by Da Slut Bagger D - Yea Yea December 15, 2011

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Mermaid Man

Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.

There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.

Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.

Example #1

Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.

Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.

Mermaid Man: Who are you?

Example #2

Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."

by Pablonovich January 7, 2018


Bit Man

The opposite of a comedy "Straight Man." The funny, wacky, weird half of a comedy duo, making over the top or absurd bits for a straight man to react to. Actively disrupting the status quo which the straight man represents.

When you think about it, almost every SNL skit consists of a bit man and a straight man.

by lkt1999 July 21, 2021


Bonta man

A person whose superhero powers stem from having a mythical single nipple that severely limits their intellectual capabilities while enhancing their sexual appeal.

Rik the Bonta man

by Red Monkey_8 December 1, 2021


Man Starch

Dried semen on a piece of clothing that has caused a bleached crusty appearance.

Dude!! Did you put man starch on these sheets?

by cunt nibbler September 10, 2010