PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

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show ho

a female friend who accompanies you to live musical performances

When I heard The Gaslight Anthem was going to be playing in town, I called up Tiffany because she's my show ho.

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smurf that ho

when you hum the themesong to the smurfs while having sex

Last night I decided to smurf that ho because I had already batmanned her.

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magneto that ho

when you jizz in a fishbowl stick it over that ho's head and then stick a magnet up her ass

I got kinky wit my gurl last nite so i tried to magneto that ho, but she wouldn't let me.

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ho for show

a whore who goes around increasing her odds of NOT getting AIDS

she will burn you because she is a 'ho for show'

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ho-train

When 2 or more vehicles containing hot women drive by you in traffic. If a man is present in one of the vehicles then it is no longer a ho-train. Note: not to be confused with a dime bus

Dude, the ho-train just passed us!

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Ho-Mo

Noun. A married man who pays high priced whores for "companionship" with hopes of getting caught thus covering up the fact to colleagues, family, the press, and sometimes himself that he is really a big homo.

Anderson: Great interview with Dick Morris. Is it really true what they say about him?
Shep: Duh. He's a big Ho-Mo from way back. So what are you doing this weekend - I've got Rupert's place on The Cape...?
Anderson: Wish I could kitten, but I gotta go to Newport and feed Mummy her scotch...

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