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The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .
Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"
Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"
Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.
Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"
Joe Blow: "Me"
Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."
And so on.... for like 30 comments.
Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."