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A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.
Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!
That massive goon in your friend group who nobody likes and has a small weiner.
Wow landon your are such a bougeir Johnson
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
“Did you see that ginger band kid?”
“Yeah, he’s a Sidney Johnson innit.”