Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.
John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way
“Proper pine nut that!”
“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”
Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.
I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.
A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.
Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.
When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion
Dude i just laid a nut flapper.