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When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.
Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.
You:What are those?
Your friend:Oh these? Dietz nuts.
You:Can i have some?
Your friend: Sure, grab a good handful in them😳Get a good grip in there😏
You:IM OUT
Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.
Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!
Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"
When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."
Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.
Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.
After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.
Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls
Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!
Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut