Dumpster Beer

Beer that can be found in a dumpster normally found by a beer distributor many times because the case is damaged.

Many times high school kids will root through these dumpsters to find themselves free beer that they have a slim chance being caught drinking.

Friend 1:WOW howd u get that beer your only 17?

Friend 2:well i went and got some dumpster beer

Wow how did you get all these beer if you have no money?

Its dumpster beer silly

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bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

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joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

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Beer night

Just a couple of guys, sitting about, having a few beers. Although the term beer night implies that this may only be one night a week in actual fact beer night is every night (much to the detriment of daves marriage)

Mon 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Tue 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Wed 5pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan, but shouldnt you spend time with the wife?"
Dave: "Nah man she'll be fine!"

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beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

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Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

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Snow Beer

A beer, either in a bottle or a can, which is placed into the snow surrounding an outdoor hottub in order to keep the beer frosty cold. When removed from the snow for consumption, the bottle/can will frequently have snow stuck to it.

Pass me a snow beer man

This snow beer really hits the spot

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