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let me pee on your chest

if you say this, you're going to hell.

person 1 : let me pee on your chest
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert

by i hate eating people's hair February 7, 2022


I hate you, let's do it.

This is a particular type of plotline, well-liked by many. In this plotline, several things must be true.

There needs to be at least two characters.
The characters must love each other, or be planned to love each other.

Once these simple tasks are accomplished, you can continue with your plot.

The characters get into a fight or other emotional even that might degrade their relationship, hence the "I hate you," part.
Ad-lib as much as you'd like between this and the "let's do it," part.
You can take the "let's do it" part literally, or take it to a nicer level with them simply being friends/mates/whatever they were in the beginning or anywhere in between.

Hey Jimmy. What're you writing?
Oh, it's and "I hate you, let's do it."
Awesome, hope it turns out well.
It is already, thanks!

by LightningGlove September 20, 2010

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Let’s kill da hoe beetch

A jojo eord from Jojo’s bizarre adventure:diamond is unbreakable
Or

Jojo no kimyou na bouken:diamond wa kurekinai

Koichi:do that again
Echos act 3:let’s kill da hoe beetch

by HarukiMurakami September 24, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Lets put another shrimp on the barbie

When either a stupid yank or pommy tries to be australian. By the time they have said it the aussie should have snapped the touro.

pommy: put another shrimp on the barbie
aussie: snaps him

by FatGimp February 5, 2005

87πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Lets get the flock out of dodge

It basically means "lets get the heck out of here."

"This bomb is about to blow! Lets get the flock out of dodge!"

by trevorbuchh February 4, 2012

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Let me catch my son

When you catch your son doing something effeminate, cringeworthy or something else that you or most others would find acceptable. Such things include simping, wearing Call of Duty socks or wearing a dress.

Let me catch MY son paying for only fans

by Andrew Lennon Shepard May 12, 2021

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž