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When a fatass is walking so hard down the hall that water starts rippling and and computer monitors start shaking
Holy fuck, shes jurassic parking so hard down the hall my computer fell off my desk
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A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.
Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
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South Park's goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.
Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.
Many episodes of South Park feature racism.
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America's Most famous Racist Cartoon. Starring Cartman the fat boy, Kyle the Jew, Stan the normal boy, and Kenny who is addicted to dying. WTF?
A: I'm watching South Park.
B: Oh, sweet, dude!
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The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.
Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?
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This is the clincher for all of you haters/lovers of Linkin Park:
OK, so it's nu-metal music. So? People have different tastes in music- the idea for things in life is to keep an open mind. This applies to music too.
Some people listen to Slipknot. That's fine by me, if they like it, let them listen to it. Some people listen to Nickelback. OK, if that's their cup of tea, more power to them.
I don't quite frankly care if I get bashed for saying this: Linkin Park are musicians. They all know how to manage their instruments, and they can get a decent sound out of them. Don't you dare tell me that Joseph Hahn cannot DJ, he can turntable and use his computer skills exquisitely, and don't you dare tell me Brad Delson is a "guitard", he can shape chords even if they're not the most complex.
The vocal styling for Linkin Park is undoubedly generic nu-metal, but so what? What distincts them from other nu-metal acts are the people who are doing it. There is not going to be another Shinoda or Bennington, period. They are the only ones with their kind of vocal tone.
To the haters, I'm getting the vibe from your flames, bashing, unconstructive criticism, and full-out spam that you are all simply immature 5th graders that have nothing better to do than:
A)Jump on the bandwagon and insult a musically capable band just because everyone else is...
B)Fill a site up with pointless remarks that I can HARDLY DEFINE AS A _DEFINITION_.
If you are older than 10, I feel sorry for you. Your sloppy typing makes people recieve a bad reflection of you, but that's a different story.
You can't go and tell people "Oh, LP sucks, go listen to some <band>" What they listen to is their preference, not yours. Keep an open mind about things in the future.
Because, didn't your elders tell you "If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all?" Those were one of the best life lessons I've learned, and I took it to heart. So should you. But if your brain is just too weak to process this information, I suggest you go back to school and go learn something from your local pastor.
Bands that are currently being bashed around the online community:
Linkin Park.
Limp Bizkit.
Nickelback.
Slipknot.
Fall Out Boy.
Hawthorne Heights.
They all do one thing or another, but they're still musicians. Remember that.
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a small town south of Pittsburgh that's high school ultimate frisbee team tries to be as cool as the state college kids. currently rated 4th best in the state.
oh... that's why he's weird... he's from Bethel Park.
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