Kiss the Pig

Get the H1N1 virus. Aka the swine flu.

"The tests came back and doc said i Kiss the Pig."

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Moon PIg

A woman so ugly she appears to have been conceived by two hogs under the light of a silvery moon.

She's worse than a moped, she's a moon pig.

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snuggle pig

A term of endearment for a loved one.

" wee wee wee i'm the snuggle pig "

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Space Pig

1.An unattractive woman.

2.A physically or mentally ugly person, usually female.

His girlfriend is a Space Pig.

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Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

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Skin Pig

Another name for a penis or shlong which still has the remains of a foreskin from the lack of circumcising. Also know as an anteater.

Tony get that filthy skin pig away from me.

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pig-pening

(verb). to hook up with or bang an ugly person

He is the reigning champ at pig-pening, no doubt.

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