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Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.
Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?
It's old man strong, kid.
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Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.
From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
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Similar to The old college try but with even less effort; less like "college," more like "trade school."
"As soon as he pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and seriously asked what I wanted, I knew he was only giving this 'date' The Old DeVry Try."
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Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"
"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...
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One who is dedicated to the original and best version of various things. One who is not swayed in any way by trends, fads, styles, etc. of things. One who insists on high quality and is not interested in cheap knockoffs. One who detests all things that are inferior, even though these inferior things are hyped and promoted by the mainstream.
An old school purist who games would insist on playing the Original Dungeons & Dragons instead of all the later developed cheap imitations of the real thing.
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The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
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parents,grandparent,great grandparents, aunts, uncles.
that boy is just like his old fashion
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