A person attracted sexually to him or herself
Bella: I love you brendan
Brendan: I love me too
Bella: Damn you're solo sexual
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Anal sex with your girlfriend.
After years of begging I finally hit the sexual jackpot!
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For Guys:
Embellishing sexual encounters in frequency or grandeur;
When someone fronts about a sexual experience or story;
Can also be used when a guy is trying to make a potentially loose girl seem like she's not, because he likes her. The rational is that all girls are getting sexed more than back in the day, relatively speaking a girl that has slept with 5 or 6 guys at the age of 26 is basically a virgin.
For Girls:
Usually involves sexual deflation. A downplaying of the lewdness or number of sexual encounters, in order to not seem like a total slut.
"He was trying to tell me he'd got with 8 shorties during this orgy at spring break, but with all the sexual inflation involved with spring break stories, I doubt any of it happened.";
-"My girl has probably been with about 4 guys i would think, 5 at most. And I can deal with that. I mean, in this day and age...."
-"haha. Totally, with sexual inflation and all"
"She says she's been with only 5 guys, but i'm guessing more like 8 to 10, if I factor in sexual deflation. "
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The true definition of sexual Harassment: when someone implies sexual activities whilst harassing you. EX: Texting you for needs and making fun of the person for not complying.
Realistic definition: when you are ugly and try to flirt, don't give a girl what she wants, or a boy uses his status to win in court because you "sexually harassed" them
True definition
Harasser: send nudes now b!tch or you are just like the others who are weak minded. Do you want to be famous or not?
Victim: ok fine I'll do it
(Don't do it guys)
Realistic definition of sexual Harassment:
Flirter: Hey Brenda want to go to prom?
Brenda: Ew no ugly
Then they go to court because the flirter supposedly "sexually harassed her"
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The state where you realize you aren't good in relationships; you are meant to be alone; You have trouble finding anyone to go out with.
Person 1 - hey man I think it's time to come out.. I'm lonely sexual.
Person 2- I strongly support you man. It's not your fault
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Someone who fulfills all your sexual wants and desires. One who completes you sexually but not necessarily in other ways that a typical relationship would.
Jane is my sexual soulmate. Nobody satisfies me sexually the way Jane does.
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Sid: 'the sexual menace attacked me in Obar last night'
Aleisha: 'ahhh sam moles'
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