the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.
some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?
sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.
Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.
When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.
Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.
RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.
John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.
Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?
John: Just Jam-It In January
When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.