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When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!
Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.
“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”
A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"
Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.
"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"
Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom
A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke