A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy
Me: You spittin my brother!!
This is a true God. An amazing man.
HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
The Indian of the group.
"Hello boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group."
When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after