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The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy
Me: You spittin my brother!!
This is a true God. An amazing man.
HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA
A term used for satisfaction or approval of an outcome in daily life. Usually used to end a conversation. Jimmy is used for a general name to informally address any male.
"Hey do we have a test today?" ,"No" ,"Slick nuts jimmy!"
A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."
A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"