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the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?
To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.
ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
When the subject removes his or her pants, in place of a logical or rhetorical response to an argument. More often then not, this seems to result in a 'win'.
Don't bother bringing it up with Robert, he'll just go for the pants gambit.
Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal
Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
Tiffany and I went to the local gas station disrobed for some serious oil panting
something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey
I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants
Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.
When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.