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This one is for the gurls it’s the equivalent to destroy dick December only for the lady’s tho, the objective is for you (the lady) to suck off how ever many guys for the number of that day so if it September 9 you have to suck off 9 different guys
Hey Sarah are you gonna participate in super suck September? No I don’t think so, it’s a little much for me.
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The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.
Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.
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September 11, 2001 is the day that the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers were struck by planes. Later WTC1, WTC2, and WTC7 would collapse. Over 3,000 people perished on this day. This event was carried out by Olsama Bin Laden, the leader of Al-Qaeda. This event would later be a conspiracy that planes “never flew into the Twin Towers”, and many more. News flash idiots, planes were used
September 11: Today, we remember the attacks on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.
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The worst people are born on this day!
Cheyenne is born on September 1st and she's the worst
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This is the event for girls which’s Almost like no nut November, you are not allowed to squirt in any circumstances under the whole September.
Person 1: have you failed Stop squirting September yet?
Girl: yeah, it’s way to hard!
That time of year, every september 24th men all around the world get ready and find a big juicy schlong to gobble down!
Man 1: hey bro what did you get up to last night?
Man 2: oh you know just prepared for September 25th Eve.
A normal day when nothing special will happen.
I'm really concerned about how we're going to survive through September 5, 2020.
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