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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 05, 2020


Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.

"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."

by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016


hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017


dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously

Let's dog blow this bitch

by Stikcler January 05, 2017


aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.

Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.

by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021


Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot

Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)

by qalimera December 06, 2017


blowing dick

Over reacting or freaking out over something.

girl: he’s so annoying he kept blowing dick on me about his dog.

boy: damn he’s so emo

by Armani Horus June 14, 2018