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When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.
Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
Doing a girl from behind while making snort noises like a bull, and pointing your fingers in front of her head to look like horns.
Dude, I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She was on all fours, so naturally I assumed she wanted me to Run the Bull.
Just rage, go absolutely apeshit. Shake face angry, ready to roll heads.
I thought for a minute someone stole my Xbox and I was about to go full bull.