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What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.
“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”
An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.
"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"
This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.
When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.
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An area known for its noxious aroma contained within a relatively small environment: garbage dumpsters, public restrooms, smoking areas, perfume counters, etc.
Juan: Our supervisor's flatulence in the office is out of control.
LJ: I know. When we go to the departmental meeting after lunch today, we will definitely be entering toxic air space.
Gesture involving the allottment of personal freedom and individuality onto another. A coveted quality desired by one's significant other. Opposite of co-dependency.
While out drinking in a shady strip club at 4am, Dave explained to his friends that this moment was made possible by his incredible wife who gives good space.
A plactic bag placed over the head and face.
"Last I jacked off, while wearing an Appalachian space suit."
"That chick would look good in an Appalachian space suit."
A recently released iPhone game who is the third game in the ''series'', if it really is a series. The point of this game is to shoot somehow superpower-given birds at pigs inside bubbles. And poorly made buildings. If you shoot to hard though, in planets, especially small ones, you will orbit 2-3 times.
A rage is often commiting when you miss.
Some guy: Hey, have you heard that Angry Birds Space is out?
Some faggot: What's good with that. Only rage, frustration and temper going to the top?